Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for January 09, 2014

Charge it!

And off to jail she will go.

^Nope, it’s Lindsey Lohan

Never bend a cop’s badge.

Am I gonna have much more trouble with you?

Looks like she’s driving a 57 or 58 Desoto.

Looks like the office got Sakked on 5th Avenue.

Once a blonde…………

There’s a whole squad of faces in the roadside gravel.

Gee, I thought it stood for stupid trooper on patrol.

Barney readies his one bullet.

Next she’ll need to “shop” for a new license.

If she’s lucky, maybe she’ll be able to cop a plea.