Herman by Jim Unger for January 21, 2014

The onions are winningThe spaghetti is all twisted and limp

The doctor doesn’t look in such great shape, either.

And try to limit yourself to eating shirts only at bedtime

I don’t want to be around to witness the end result of this power struggle !

Krone’s disease will do this to ya. Don’t need a stethoscope to hear my gut gurgle.

A doctor doesn’t need a stethoscope to hear what’s going on in my digestive track, it’s so loud it scares the cat in the other room!

I had my annual physical today – very timely cartoon for me.

Physical: where various people stick various things into various parts of your body, tell you that you are too fat, should quit smoking, stop drinking and make a wagers on whether you will live another year.

I knew I was done when they stuck a fork in me, by that time they had stuck me with almost everything else.