F Minus by Tony Carrillo for January 22, 2014

It’s not that. It’s just that the newer cars have front and rear mounted laser cannons controlled from the passenger side.

Grandma will not run over by a reindeer

The seat belt is uncomfortable over the bandolier.

I was looking for the hole shot through the roof.

I feel the same way about people seated in my car’s exit rows.

My mother was lousy handling guns, also. She would have been completely useless when the black helicopters came.She sure was a good cook, though…

They must be carrying gold or the dog is an expensive purebred.