Scary Gary by Mark Buford for January 14, 2014

you should be having a merlot with that

A Beaujolais would be more appropriate since human flesh supposedly tastes like ham. (so I’ve heard)

NOT RED MEAT, AND NOT WHITE. sHOULD GET A NICE BLUSH OR ROSE..

I’d go with a merlot, myself, AI, but that’s just my personal preference. Leopold seems to be a more delicate soul….

Does it come with fries?

O-RINGS

How about a little Blue Nun?

Not a Chianti?

Sometimes I think Leopold is not a nice monsterSometimesmany timesmost timespretty much all times

Hello, Clarice…

No Chianti. Leo doesn’t like beans.

Zippy’s bro

No stinking merlot!

“Put the rest in a box.” “Whole?” “No, the rest in pieces.”

Next tome serve my meal without the packaging.

I suggest either a Cab-Franc or a Super Tuscan. You need a wine that can stand up to the gaminess.

I could tell you but you might get too excited.

@pcolli Sheriff Bart concurs.