Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for January 26, 2014

Nacho and pizza are triangle. Therefore nacho are pizza.

Pie are square? No, pie are round. Cornbread are square.

Think of "Bucky"s" mind and “Hammy’s” mind put together !

“Banana are arc!” That’s funny cuz it’s twue.

Rob’s problem is that he doesn’t know how to explain things. When Bucky misunderstands, Rob only gives him more fuel before begging Stachel, of all animals, to help. Try to put it in clear, well chosen words, Rob.

Bucky reminds me of several engineers I used to have to work with. They weren’t much different than Dilbert’s pointy-haired boss.

The Buckster is a genius and the two other buffoons cannot handle it.

Bucky for congress!

Cut that sandwich diagonally, it becomes 2 triangles.

Is a sandwich processed food?

Now THIS is the funniest thing ever!!! ROTFL

This one has me laughing all the way to the fridge!

Bucky’s face in Panel Five cracked me up.

A friend of mine is an engineer at a nuclear power plant. He told me everyone is required to pass a test that has no right or wrong answers. The PI-brained Buck can run a nuclear power plant.

apple pie is round. Is this pie apple or pumpkin? Is there ice cream to go with? Ice cream is round. Round things should stay together.

.Of course, we can always add the square brownie to the round ice cream.

I just had a small revelation. .The square root of a warm square chocolate brownie is….… A warm square chocolate brownie.

Bucky makes a statement beginning with “if”—making it a conditional statement—and tries to present it as fact. It don’t work that way, Buck, but of course you’ll just keep it up and keep us laughing at your delusionosity.