Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 22, 2014

On the plus side, he’ll never be known as Chilly Willy.

Stephan in Mythtickle?

Don’t ask where he’s been storing that.

Polar opposites…

Wake me when they get to the stockings and suspenders.

black and whitie tighties

I don’t think even underwear modeling is going to get you off that iceberg. But maybe you can try leaping to another iceberg. (And maybe that iceberg will be smarter…)

Yuck.I vote polar bear.

Maybe “Polartec” underwear.

Sort of reminds me of Opus in his underwear.

Frost of the Loom

No thanks. It was bad enough when Breathed showed us Opus in his undies.

My brother use to sing a song.“I wear tight pants, I always stuff some socks in, It always gets the ladies all to talking.”

Opus did the penguin in "tighty whities thing over 20 years ago. (and much better I might add)

I saw penguin floating down the Deleware, chewing on his underwear, hope he has another pair, 10 days later eaten by the polar bear, and that was the end of him…….. old silly rhyme from when I was a kid…..

These two aren’t models, they’re poor examples!!

“Mr. Pastis, there’s someone on Line 2 for you. He says he’s a lawyer representing a Berkeley Breathed.”

Well now, that certainly makes todays strip a little aukward!

That is just cold.

Mr. Pastis : Polar Bears are seen in the ARCTIC . PENGUINS in the ANTARCTIC. The LEOPARD SEAL is a predator of PENGUINS in the ANTARCTIC eating as many as10 a day. Regards,Bob

Could be worse. A Victoria’s Secret model for instance.