Bird waiter: And how would you like your carcass prepared? Bird: Room temperature, please.
Would you like wine with that?No. Just carrion.
Wait … scavengers don’t eat prepared food.They eat at the other joint – Al Fresco’s.
If I were that vulture, I’d want the waiter to clarify…
I’m a little worried by that phrase, “your carcass."
I want MY carcass left in original condition, please.
Sun-dried, please.
i prey that their food will arrive on time
The first corpse is on its way.
Al dente…oh, wait! Birds don’t have teeth. Al gizzard?
Small Mammal Sushi
They’ll do an 18 wheel tenderizing at your request.
how would I like it prepared? exactly as it was when it died
I’d like mine w " grill" marks please.
Bilan over 10 years ago
Would you like wine with that?No. Just carrion.
jreckard over 10 years ago
Wait … scavengers don’t eat prepared food.They eat at the other joint – Al Fresco’s.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago
If I were that vulture, I’d want the waiter to clarify…
I’m a little worried by that phrase, “your carcass."
I want MY carcass left in original condition, please.
PICTO over 10 years ago
Sun-dried, please.
jk123 over 10 years ago
i prey that their food will arrive on time
pcolli over 10 years ago
The first corpse is on its way.
katzenbooks45 over 10 years ago
Al dente…oh, wait! Birds don’t have teeth. Al gizzard?
Dani Rice over 10 years ago
Small Mammal Sushi
J Short over 10 years ago
They’ll do an 18 wheel tenderizing at your request.
Me3000 over 10 years ago
how would I like it prepared? exactly as it was when it died
Reality,really? over 10 years ago
I’d like mine w " grill" marks please.