Help is on the way! Canada has just claimed the Arctic Sea. Santa’s operation will now come under the beloved Canadian Health Care system. And they can come down to the U.S. as necessary, like the Canadians now do.
Russia, Norway, U.S., Canada and a couple others are doing underwater research to see just who can claim what under the pole, it relates to the geology of the continental shelf, among other things…the arctic is FAR from settled, but everyone wants the leasing rights.
The joke being that, if Santa were real, he wouldn’t be the kind of @ssh0le who places stockholder profits ahead of the longrange good of the enterprise.
Dtroutma over 10 years ago
More news from the “bull” market.
echoraven over 10 years ago
Santa; drop them to part time that way you can avoid the benefits and have them apply for food stamps!
oneoldhat over 10 years ago
also tell lawyers they can get $15 hour max
Lamberger over 10 years ago
Help is on the way! Canada has just claimed the Arctic Sea. Santa’s operation will now come under the beloved Canadian Health Care system. And they can come down to the U.S. as necessary, like the Canadians now do.
Dtroutma over 10 years ago
Russia, Norway, U.S., Canada and a couple others are doing underwater research to see just who can claim what under the pole, it relates to the geology of the continental shelf, among other things…the arctic is FAR from settled, but everyone wants the leasing rights.
Michael Peterson Premium Member over 10 years ago
The joke being that, if Santa were real, he wouldn’t be the kind of @ssh0le who places stockholder profits ahead of the longrange good of the enterprise.