Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for December 23, 2013

Must be married.

He must have been doing some climbing over the weekend.

That’s the same look he has on April 15.

That pain is the result of a hat band that’s way too tight.

No, the result of the pain is the result of Allen’s annual flu shot with Nurse Cratchatt, . . . “OK Allen, bend over and grab your ankles!”

Those bone marrow biopsies are excruciating.

Allen’s feeling half-assed.

He’s also feeling a little behind in his workday.

He doesn’t know why it hurts…. maybe he needs to get to the bottom of this.

Lower back injuries are usually caused by picking up something the wrong way. Bend those knees and pick up with your legs the next time, Allen!

Ed… they make a special suit to wear for that?

And here I thought it was illegal.

Wow,,, I didn’t even know…but over at Bernie’s Big and Tall and Short and Small and Everything In-Between…..

Over heated credit card in his hip pocket?

Allen is a pyschotic pyschosomatic, with severe siatic symptoms.

Good morning Dry

Just scratch it already…..poo on the conventionals.

My heart goes with you, Allen! I just hope my face doesn’t look like that when I’m in the same situation…

Does this mean Allen’s a pain in the… ?

He seems a little cracked to me.

There are exercises for that!

What a grump…

Allen needs a visit from some christmas spirits…

Allen must need a long overdue thinning of the contents of his wallet.

Monkey…. um…. the grinder is about 8 feet tall…. how can you not SEE it?

But yeah…. the little monkeys and I did a pretty thorough restock just yesterday….

We’ve got stuff Ling smugg er brought in, stuff you brought from Turdmunkestan, and stuff I ordered for you before I knew how much was coming from you guys….

should be a pretty Merry Christmas around here!

I’m glad all you simian types can reach the top shelves…. even if it does take three of the little guys to carry a bottle.

(At least they don’t have to “test” every bottle like some Monkeys I know….

then again… it IS your bar…. LOL.

That’s a blender.This is a grinder…

I seem to have that same pain in the butt after I eat my deep fried burritos , smotherd with chili, jalapenos, shreaded cheese, sour cream, and covered with tapatio hot sauce. I call it “the colon cleaner” anybody want some?

Um….TMI, Munkywrench….. TMI…..

@_o

Happy….

LOL….That’s a sub…

this is a grinder…..

But a few days after after I gave the Monkey a banana daiquiri one night, he tried to make himself one with a grinder like that.

He discovered that blenders work better for that job….so to him they are banana grinders….

We… um… grind other drinks at the tiki too….so we have several grinders…including that giant one the Monkey bought….And I call them whatever he calls them, of course!:()

Good night Dry

Probably a pinched sciatic nerve, they can be a pain in the A$$.

The pre-Christmas fun putting puzzle-pieces together!

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Good morning Balladeers and Tigressy!

So he has a pain-in-the-patootie?

♩She looks like an angel… ♫

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