Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for December 12, 2013

Looks like Danger Horse is already working on that spare tire!

My nerves may not be able to stand watching him much longer!

That’s MY kind of living dangerously!

Those leg vein blood clots (which can develop after long periods of sitting, as aboard an airliner) can kill you—a CNN reporter who was covering the first Gulf War (I believe it was Arthur Kent) died from one very soon after arriving over there—so Horace isn’t exaggerating much!

He loves living on the edge of his chair!

but if you don’t check off MELODY’s “To Do” list… you may not be able to live dangerously…. ! ! !

Ah Horace, he always does my rationalizing for me

this is so me!

So where’s Penfold?

I sure hope there is coconut oil on that popcorn, as well as a lot of salt and butter flavoring. You don’t really deserve your life if you don’t deserve your death!

Rick in “Basic Instructions” learned that the hard way.

He has a point. If you really want to risk your life, that takes a lot less effort than many other ways I can think of. It’ll just be much slower and far less spectacular.