Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 12, 2013

Clever girl. Why would she want to rule the world and take full responsibility for our actions?

But I want a world ruled by Phoebe! Or me. Well now Saturday’s strip has context.

Things to do as ruler of the word:

1. You get a unicorn! and You get a unicorn! and You get a unicorn! and …

2. all of my fav TV shows come back for one more season.

3. Fix DC comics, Marvel, Nintendo etc

5. rearrange who gets paid what so money goes to the deserving and not the over paid.

6. reform every thing that doesn’t work right (my way) (schools, government, TV, fashion, customs, etc)

7. The Spanish language is replaced by Goblin its easier to learn and more fun to say.

8. fill the world with art, plants, animals and fund genetic research to crate my own original animal combinations

9. My Spelling is the ONLY spelling! take that squigely red underline !

and 10 magically undo diseases and mental problems .

We already know the world is about 25,000 miles around. It would take forever to get an exact measurement with a ruler, especially with the oceans in the way.

According to myth, putting a gold halter on a unicorn allows one to rule the unicorn. I think the gold ring has something to do with unicorn mating rituals.

As long as the pay is good and I don’t actually have to fix any problems, ruling the world might be a good gig.

I agree with Phoebe, who wants to rule the world? I have enough trouble ruling my own little world.

I agree with Phoebe, it doesn’t worth to rule this world, I know by experience.

A Cassandra unicorn? (Cursed never to have her prophecies believed?)

I’m sure Dakota would take on the job.

I thought the song said “Everybody Wants to Rule the World?”

Maybe Marigold said that no one believes the prophecy because her sister Florence said it…

I need to find me a Unicorn, to anybody who finds one, I shall give him a position of Great Power in my Gov’t without all that pesky Responsibility, & if you try to Be-ring a Unicorn before I, I Will Eat You.

yea phoebe is smart

Tears for Fears was lying to me!

Another theory it could be ruler of the unicorn world. One Be-ringed to rule them all.

Aw come on Phoebe.

Could this be a Lord of the Rings reference? One ring to rule them all.

LOLI love this strip.Meaning, the whole of all the little strips.Not just the single one herein.Dana’s a comic genius.