Kliban's Cats by B. Kliban for December 12, 2013

NEVER laugh at a cat with a bad combover.

He is not amused.

Cats hate to be laughed at.

I used to lick my lips repeatedly, which would eventually force my cat to do the same. Oh the disgruntled look!!

Cat. Hahahahahahahahahaheeheeheeheeheeguffaw.

…laugh it up, people, laugh it up…who’s gonna be laughing when you find cat poop in your shoes? Or when your computer keyboard has been peed on… (my late great cat and my ex-not-so-great-husband had a bit of a war going on…)

Fortunately, cats are immune to shaming.

Won’t be so funny when he wakes up in the middle of the night with his hand in a warm water dish and a dump in his slippers.

…these people obviously haven’t looked in a mirror in a while…

Well, sometimes your kitty’s antics are indeed quite amusing … indeed! ☺

Hey Aquacat! I love it! But, do you think he’d deign to bend to pick a dog end? Me neither.

There…will…be…BLOOD!