Nurse: Mr. Mulroney, this man is here to draw your blood. Man: Oh, hello, doctor. Artist: Doctor?
Oy…
Does he do still lifes?
Next they will critique his art.
That can’t be Mulroney, his chin isn’t big enough.
His palette only needs one color.
Anyway, doctors don’t draw blood. Just nurses, phlebotomists and artists do that.
- You’re not a doctor?- I’m not a doctor. I’m not a phlebotomist. I’m not even on the medical staff.- Oh, don’t be negative.
Let’s hope the process is not drawn out.
You, sir, owe me a new keyboard. I just snerked a mouthful of coffee. Thank you!
Vial comments.
My doctor has a nurse that draws blood – they call her the Vampire. The first time I went to that doctor was on Halloween. I was sure glad she wasn’t dressed like one. Great artistic comments today!
you always give such good puns
He aorta go home. Although he did his best, it was all in vein. Also, I hear he gets excited at the sight of blood, a hemosexual, if you will.
When he sees who it is, Mr. Mulroney is going to have an art attack!
vincent (fresh out of butterflies) van gouge
Not so weird if he’s accustomed to drawing from life.
margueritem over 10 years ago
Oy…
Michael McGinnis Premium Member over 10 years ago
Does he do still lifes?
Aussie Down Under over 10 years ago
Next they will critique his art.
jsab0 over 10 years ago
That can’t be Mulroney, his chin isn’t big enough.
PICTO over 10 years ago
His palette only needs one color.
cdward over 10 years ago
Anyway, doctors don’t draw blood. Just nurses, phlebotomists and artists do that.
jreckard over 10 years ago
- You’re not a doctor?- I’m not a doctor. I’m not a phlebotomist. I’m not even on the medical staff.- Oh, don’t be negative.
J Short over 10 years ago
Let’s hope the process is not drawn out.
Stagefright1970 over 10 years ago
You, sir, owe me a new keyboard. I just snerked a mouthful of coffee. Thank you!
finale over 10 years ago
Vial comments.
Perkycat over 10 years ago
My doctor has a nurse that draws blood – they call her the Vampire. The first time I went to that doctor was on Halloween. I was sure glad she wasn’t dressed like one. Great artistic comments today!
Me3000 over 10 years ago
you always give such good puns
Packratjohn Premium Member over 10 years ago
He aorta go home. Although he did his best, it was all in vein. Also, I hear he gets excited at the sight of blood, a hemosexual, if you will.
JP Steve Premium Member over 10 years ago
When he sees who it is, Mr. Mulroney is going to have an art attack!
jack fairbanks over 10 years ago
vincent (fresh out of butterflies) van gouge
The Rolling Cat over 10 years ago
Not so weird if he’s accustomed to drawing from life.