Pluggers by Rick McKee for December 11, 2013

But not pluggers. Take Jehovah’s Witnesses for example (luckily I’m not one of them).

Pluggers just want to wait for the after-life to find out what was still working?

Organ? Oh yes – its out in the pick-up.

Don’t take your organs to heaven, we can use them here.

Was Jane Russel recycled? I seem to recall hearing of another one.

Like a bad penny, I was bound to turn up.

As soon as I’m done with ’em…

Yeah, tell me about it. Between my diabetes, heart condition, renal failure and cancer, they wouldn’t take my organs for someone else if mine were the last ones on Earth. But I am still blessed, praise God!

Mine may not be worth much when I’m through with them…but for someone who really needs them….they can have ’em….

Mine are all used up, and a whole lot earlier than I expected. Can’t even blame it on drugs or alcohol. If I had known….

Notsoastute: I’ll put my 80-year-old teetotaler liver over a frat boy’s any day.