Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 03, 2013
Transcript:
Danae: What? Now we're not gonna move? Why?! Joe: The sale of the house fell apart, so I'll try again in spring. Danae: So...I still have to go to school? Joe: Of course. Danae: But I sent the principal my farewell address! Joe: So? Danae: Shrieek!! You don't understand!! Joe: Ok...what am I missing here, Kate? Katie: When she says, "Farewell Address", picture a flame-thrower...
keenanthelibrarian over 10 years ago
That’s what I call burning your bridges.
AlnicoV over 10 years ago
Just assume detention for the rest of the school year.
Superfrog over 10 years ago
More of an Exit Interview than a Farewell Address.
Destiny23 over 10 years ago
You think Danae’s mad? Wait till her teachers find out she’s not leaving! They thought Christmas was coming early this year!!!
watmiwori over 10 years ago
The principal will suspend her for the rest of the year, and willgloat every moment of it in gratitude for this heaven-sent opportunity. And Kate were well-advised to beware of aflamethrower in HER future!
KenTheCoffinDweller over 10 years ago
Almost as bad as telling your unit Commander exactly what you think of his command abilities and then finding out that your departure orders were cancelled Yesterday.
Varnes over 10 years ago
Destiny, good point….Kate, only a flame thrower?
Enoki over 10 years ago
Double secret permanent detention is in Danae’s future I think…
Linguist over 10 years ago
I wrote an essay in the 3rd grade about selling our house in Connecticut and buying a ranch in Texeass ( my 3rd grade spelling. ). I was so convincing that people started showing up at the house and calling, asking the selling price of our home.My parents were not amused !
dabugger over 10 years ago
Did you fell that earthquake? No, that was just Danae’s school……
Ernest Lemmingway over 10 years ago
Sounds like Danae is burning more than bridges.
phoenixnyc over 10 years ago
I never burn bridges. Dynamiting them is much more fun.
Argy.Bargy2 over 10 years ago
Yeah, and I just won the Lottery….
dflak over 10 years ago
Just when you thought that we wouldn’t have Danae to kick around anymore …
Enoki over 10 years ago
Kate loving it?! She instigated it! Danae may be the dangerous one but Kate is the devious one. That makes her far more dangerous in the end.
pbarnrob over 10 years ago
That’s the old Viking code: Pillage first, THEN Burn!And for Night-Gaunt; Mechanical Engineers build Weapons, and Civil Engineers build Targets! (Thanks to my sis, the EE.)
Caddy57 over 10 years ago
Nothing like burning a bridge that you haven’t come to yet!….NOW ask Lucy again why she is so afraid of “Bridges”
reynard61 over 10 years ago
@ Danae: I hear that Guantanamo Bay is fairly pleasant this time of year…