Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for October 31, 2013

its camouflaged

A hamburger shop. Those devious fends.

Well, it sort of makes sense that the goblins hang out at a place where gobling takes place!

I was expecting a log building with a straw roof. Though I do remember a line Spock said about "Human arrogance " and assumptions. Maybe Phoebe should go to Unicorn school over summer?

Hmph. Burger boutique. Goblins. Makes one question all one’s assumptions.

And BTW, how I wish I could work “Aye” casually into a conversation.

Try using “Blart” in a sentence.

Gobblin’ Burgers

Hey, goblins get the munchies too.

Blert.

If you haven’t trademarked Burger Location yet, I strongly advise you do so immediately.

The goblins seem to have a pretty straightforward naming system. Can we assume that their grocery stores are labeled “Food Buying Location” or something similar?

The other place with arches is known to be a major goblin hangout. After all, where else will they have a standing supply of rat meat?

Oh, you’re just saying that because you don’t eat beef! :P

I wonder if Dana’s ever seen the “FAST FOOD” restaurant in Vantage, Washington. It used to be an A&W, but they replaced the sign with a generic black and white “FAST FOOD” in an otherwise scenic location by the Columbia River. Hey, it’s the only restaurant within miles of the freeway exit, so where else are you gonna go?Happy Halloween! November 1st is Halloween for adults, because candy is half price.

My first thought was “That building should be labelled ‘Waffle House’” :)

Nothing about Halloween? Where’s Todd the Candy Dragon? ;)