Monty by Jim Meddick for November 18, 2013
November 17, 2013
November 19, 2013
Transcript:
This harvest festivals got it all... Hot cider! Tractor pulls! Hay rides and... A corn maze? No... Not a corn maze... No... No... No! Noo please no... nooo... Are you okay? He has a deep-seated fear of corn mazes. I once got separated from my mom inside a corn maze! He was a sophomore in high school...
tattooedcyberidiot over 10 years ago
Why not just call it a maize?
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Oh, Monty, don’t be such a scaredy-cat! I don’t do corn mazes simply because they don’t interest me. Yeah, that’s it. They’re not challenging enough. Uh-huh.
Ida No over 10 years ago
The other kids called him the sophomoron.
PICTO over 10 years ago
If you build it, Monty won’t come.
Coyoty Premium Member over 10 years ago
But despite her best efforts, he found her.
vldazzle over 10 years ago
I’ve never been to one (in spite of growing up in Midwest) but all the publicized ones I’ve seen are just artistic designs (not a true maze like the ones that children solve on paper).
boldyuma over 10 years ago
If you consider the maze at the end of “The Shining”..Well..I can understand Monty’s trepidation..