Agnes by Tony Cochran for November 05, 2013

The dead note that fell to the floor must be really rotten…. it’s lying there stinking.

In answer to Agnes… yes, that was not.

But never fear…. maybe you could grab some Guinness record-book recognition for the best imitation of a phlegmatic police siren.

Agnes is so convinced of her own qualities. Reminds me of some people in those “Some country”‘s Got Talent shows: they really cannot understand why they’re turned down by the judges.

@Trout: ‘cop siren with phlegm’. I envy the descriptive vocabulary that can only be learned with a trailer park background.

pronounced flay-gem

Too bad we don’t have sound with these comics. That’s a hard one for my imagination.

Trout certainly has a good way with words.

I can’t get over those feet of hers. I am surprised they don’t just break in half.

“GREAT. I NAILED IT! That’s exactly what I was shooting for.”

Perfect Agnes! you’ve perfected your own style.

Wonder if there’s a guy like Bleedin’ Gums Murphy around to help Agnes with the finer points of her musical career.

If you master the mouth harp and the two-string banjo, why would anyone need advice?