Agnes by Tony Cochran for November 03, 2013

Please, no politics. I tried shape shifting once. At the moment I’m sort of shapeless.

For a second, I thought Trout was getting a vivid imagination – but it was just her Uncle Ted.

…i can’t believe nobody has said this yet…“So long, and thanks for all the fish…”

Way to ignore rshive’s request.

Apparently Uncle Ted isn’t so dumb after all. And yes, Dolphins are very gentle and highly intelligent. Can’t say the same for the other one.

Really, if you are a shape shifter, you could be President Obama and a dolphin at different times.-So the question is whether or not ALL dolphins are shape shifters or just the ones Uncle Ted meets after finishing off his bottle. -The follow-up would be at what time President Obama ever acted alien-lizardish. I can’t think of any off hand.-And leave my beloved Susan alone. A comic strip which mentions a political figure is inherently fair game for political commentary. I suspect the ones who didn’t want her to comment are really shape-shifting alien lizard people. -We should check with Uncle Ted to verify my conjecture. He seems to be in the know.

I would never say that Obama is an alien shape-shifting lizard! I don’t want to offend all the alien shape-shifing lizards out there.

I thought the shape shifting lizard people lived underground?