Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for October 31, 2013

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Enjoy this Classic Tom the Dancing Bug Every Thursday Panels from the annals of the Tom the Dancing Bug archive Check back every Friday for a fresh, brand new Tom the Dancing Bug! Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Bob's Believe It or Not! Strange but true facts about that stupefying enigma wrapped in a puzzle...BOB! In all his years of stapling, Bob has NEVER found himself emptying a box of staples! Bob has seen EVERY EPISODE of "Suddenly Susan" even though he has never enjoyed it! BOB HAS NEVER: - been to Texas! - eaten OCTOPUS! - played CHARADES! Bob can crack every joint in his body...EXCEPT his wrist! IF you were to take out Bob's SMALL INTESTINE, and stretch it out to its full length...Bob would quickly die. Bob's checking account once came out to $4,300.00 EXACTLY. Statisticians say the odds of this are VERY REMOTE! Bob: ! Although he'll deny it. BOB continues his CHILDHOOD HABIT of IMAGINING HIMSELF TO BE BATMAN!