A man inherited his grandfather’s antique pocket watch, which didn’t run. So he took it to a watch repair shop. The watchmaker pried open the back and a dead bug fell out. “There’s your problem,” he said, “The engineer died.”
As I was walking down the street one dayA man came up to me and asked me whatThe time was that was on my watch, yeah…And I said
(I don’t) Does anybody really know what time it is(Care) Does anybody really care (about time)If so I can’t imagine why (Oh no, no)We’ve all got time enough to cry
" Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is ? " -CHICAGO
hsawlrae over 10 years ago
There ought be a calendar somewhere.
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member over 10 years ago
A man inherited his grandfather’s antique pocket watch, which didn’t run. So he took it to a watch repair shop. The watchmaker pried open the back and a dead bug fell out. “There’s your problem,” he said, “The engineer died.”
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Just yell “Tick Tock!” at the clerk a lot… then say “Time’s up!”…
PICTO over 10 years ago
He should have asked for a loaner.
Linguist over 10 years ago
As I was walking down the street one dayA man came up to me and asked me whatThe time was that was on my watch, yeah…And I said
(I don’t) Does anybody really know what time it is(Care) Does anybody really care (about time)If so I can’t imagine why (Oh no, no)We’ve all got time enough to cry
" Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is ? " -CHICAGO
MikeyMN over 10 years ago
If time is money he should fix the economy.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault over 10 years ago
Check your cell phone, more likely to be right anyway.
sbchamp over 10 years ago
Uncle Leo approves
Doug Taylor Premium Member over 10 years ago
The sign says “WATCH REPAIRS WHILE-U-WAIT”. Shouldn’t he be watching?
Perkycat over 10 years ago
Funny, funny comic. Comments are great!
chizzel over 10 years ago
There’s some smart people here
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault over 10 years ago
Or perhaps the recipients of your proposals did.