My grandfather, after a few glasses of holiday cheer, went out into the back yard and fired off his shotgun a couple of times. He returned to the kitchen and announced to us wide-eyed little kids, in his thick Northern Irish accent: " They’ll be no Christmas, this year. Sandy Clause is dead ! "
Aussie Down Under over 10 years ago
Dear, that’s not much of a display with that small rack.
jazzmoose over 10 years ago
He’s just trying to pass the buck.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault over 10 years ago
“I was shooting at the lion who was attacking you.”
MikeyMN over 10 years ago
Parting is such sweet sorrow…especially the brisket.
sbchamp over 10 years ago
Nothing’s as nice as venison the Springtime…
Vet Premium Member over 10 years ago
A remorseful Elmer Fudd sans speech impediment (which was his act only). He was aiming at Daffy.
Linguist over 10 years ago
My grandfather, after a few glasses of holiday cheer, went out into the back yard and fired off his shotgun a couple of times. He returned to the kitchen and announced to us wide-eyed little kids, in his thick Northern Irish accent: " They’ll be no Christmas, this year. Sandy Clause is dead ! "
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 10 years ago
“The Back Strap Steak was delicious!”
MeGoNow Premium Member over 10 years ago
It’s a small rack because he shot someone’s billy goat.
Doug Taylor Premium Member over 10 years ago
Should have had cosmetic surgery. Check out today’s BC comic