Jon (from phone): I got my Christmas tree, Liz. But it's covered with sticky sap. Liz: Good, that means it's freshly cut. Where did you put it? Jon: Right now it's in the kitchen. Garfield: Pass the cream, pine boy.
May 09, 2024
May 03, 2024
What was the tree seller thinking?
Who’s the sap, now?
Pine tree sap is hard to remove. Ordinary soapand water doesn’t cut it.
Oh fir the love of pine.
Use rubbing alcohol to remove sap.
I wonder how much does Jon pay for his life insurance.
Way to STICK to it Jon.
Perhaps Liz would like a new fir coat?
I see Jon is branching out
Liz’s phone looks like a little mirror.
Blue Spruce
Hang some baubles on him, Garfield.
xxx
WD 40 will take it right off
Not only is the tree covered with sticky sap, but the sap is covered with a sticky tree.
LOOK OUT!!! IT IS A TALKING PINE TREE, RUN!!!!
eat your way out, Jon. “Many parts of a pine tree are edible.”
Who is he pining for?
geez Jon’s stuck on the tree, huh????!!!!!!!
Templo S.U.D. over 10 years ago
What was the tree seller thinking?
Swalb%515 over 10 years ago
Who’s the sap, now?
Llewellenbruce over 10 years ago
Pine tree sap is hard to remove. Ordinary soapand water doesn’t cut it.
RuinQueenofOblivion over 10 years ago
Oh fir the love of pine.
justdaveL over 10 years ago
Use rubbing alcohol to remove sap.
killerbunnyfamily over 10 years ago
I wonder how much does Jon pay for his life insurance.
codycab over 10 years ago
Way to STICK to it Jon.
pcolli over 10 years ago
Perhaps Liz would like a new fir coat?
Nighthawks Premium Member over 10 years ago
I see Jon is branching out
Aaron Saltzer over 10 years ago
Liz’s phone looks like a little mirror.
route66paul over 10 years ago
Blue Spruce
Number Three over 10 years ago
Hang some baubles on him, Garfield.
xxx
sbwertz over 10 years ago
WD 40 will take it right off
IdahoSpud over 10 years ago
Not only is the tree covered with sticky sap, but the sap is covered with a sticky tree.
fixer1967 over 10 years ago
LOOK OUT!!! IT IS A TALKING PINE TREE, RUN!!!!
JP Steve Premium Member over 10 years ago
eat your way out, Jon. “Many parts of a pine tree are edible.”
Drewdove over 10 years ago
Who is he pining for?
AmyGrantfan51774 over 10 years ago
geez Jon’s stuck on the tree, huh????!!!!!!!