Actually, a single answer like that is sort of a guy thing…..(after all, Tony Cochran is a guy.)Girls are more complicated…..so we have to examine the circumstances.If your bloated friend has a date or a job interview, you say “Oh, but you look fine. Absolutely no one can tell. Trust me.”If it’s a work or school day, you say “Oh you poor baby. Yes…. and you look a bit pale, too. I think you should just stay in bed today.”
Hunter7 over 10 years ago
Maybe a bowl of stewed rhubarb would help.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 10 years ago
.or GasX
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago
Actually, a single answer like that is sort of a guy thing…..(after all, Tony Cochran is a guy.)Girls are more complicated…..so we have to examine the circumstances.If your bloated friend has a date or a job interview, you say “Oh, but you look fine. Absolutely no one can tell. Trust me.”If it’s a work or school day, you say “Oh you poor baby. Yes…. and you look a bit pale, too. I think you should just stay in bed today.”
Kvasir42 Premium Member over 10 years ago
A false compliment and a practical suggestion. Sounds good to me (but I’m a guy).
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago
Jeff!
I’m not sure you’re allowed to read the Girl Rulebook….
I knew I should have put a password on my comment!
J Short over 10 years ago
This too shall pass.
magicwalnut Premium Member over 10 years ago
What everyone needs…an honest friend. Sometimes the truth hurts.
joegeethree over 10 years ago
A friend is the one who helps you move. A true friend helps you hide the body. No doubt Trout is one of the latter.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault over 10 years ago
a little bulimia and XLax will fix anything