B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for September 20, 2013

Location, location, location. Consider the source.

Aneurism, heck! I think you, and we, just suffered a stroke!

aneurism, schmaneurism, just don’t lose his charger if you wanna live

Ahhh, to be an ant…..

anteurism

weird: i peeked at twitter@instashout.. but ain’t nothin’ there:

Instashout ‏@instashout 20 May 12#follow sara_thomassen #instagram #add #her #on #kik saratho

I have no idea what that whole conversation was about.

I’ve expounded this theory before. Texting is a major part of young people’s lives. It is vital to their communications and social status. Therefore, it is also an important part of the courtship ritual.

Now according to Darwin, those more successful at courtship mate and pass on their genes. I can see that perhaps in a couple of generations we will evolve into a race of large-thumbed individuals.

I can picture the future where a couple of teen boys are hanging out at the mall. A girl walks by. One boy elbows the other and says, “Get a load of the thumbs on her!”

This is how the Morlocks started.

Mastroiannis at their best – brilliant.

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