Last Kiss by John Lustig for September 11, 2013

I always wondered about that.

Gold Digger Von Tramp……

Better than shooting blanks I guess.

She’s a mama that wants some pistol packin’ real bad….

Hi Ho Silver!

great coloring job that gives this makeover a touch of realism!

Don’t EVEN try to get between him and Tonto, little missy!

Another explanation put forth is the silver bullet flies truer and farther..\\//_

With apologies to all you werewolves out there.

She has low standards… If all he can afford is Coors beer he isn’t exactly rolling in dough…

This is one of the misconception that leads many of my fellow Texas Troopers to become Texas Rangers.1. They believe they will always get the girl. But we Troops look better in our uniforms and always get the girl.2. Our flashlight rings are for them to tie their horses to at crime scenes. Actually it is for us to give them to hang on to when scared.3. No Ranger would dare use silver bullets. That is for the buckles, gun grips, and saddles they bring to the Hunkerdown Ranger BBQ area meetings.ANYWAYShe is only after his retirement. She can be Mrs. Ranger.

I would prefer radio active bullets.

I have heard that the reason silver makes lousy ammo is that it’s too soft, it disintegrates in the barrel. Admittedly, I’m not Googling that before I post it.

Amazing! Love it.

All the kids were at the prom that night at Transylvania HighBob Lincoln danced the fox-trot like a fox‘Til Hattie caught him dancing cheek-to-cheek with Wilma FryeShe thought she smelled a wolf in Bobby’s sox

Bob knew that Hattie was upset — he’d acted like a beastBut he knew he couldn’t curb his urge to roamThen Hattie asked him quaintly why he hadn’t worn his leash“If you can’t control your urges, take me home!”