Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 17, 2013

I guess that they’re telling us what we’ve known right along. The government can’t take a joke !

Hmm, are we sure these door knockers aren’t carrying the Watchtower, or maybe, gold plates?

the future robot apocalypse is a long way off… first we need to go through the zombie apocalypse!!!!

NSA – Never Seriously Amused.

Just call Dilbert’s mum she’ll sort ’em out.

Imagine being Ping Pang and Ponged. It IS a “Chinese” opera, therefore you MUST be a spy!

Hmmm. Time travel prevention. Y’know, I wouldn’t be surprised if the NSA did handle that.

I’m surprised he didn’t guess that his daughter was responsible as soon as he answered the door.

Yes. Exhibit A: “A Musical Joke” (Ein musikalischer Spaß), K. 522, Divertimento for two horns and string quartet, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.

They’re ringers. The real Time Travel Prevention Division would have gone back to before the anomaly and simply kept it from occurring.

No, they are not ringers, they are knockers.

Ironic that the government should claim to have no humor, as they produce such prodigious volumes of absurdity.

So nobody is going to sing, ♫ Let’s do the time warp, again?..♪ ♫

Pinged? Ponged? Someone’s going to get paddled.

Where’s Captian Eddie when you need him?

No humor here…move along…

If I wanted reality I ’d go to Fox News. (Although the funniest comics are those you can relate to; this is so real I mighty die laughing)

DOOMsbury

When you hire a bureaucrat you get a mindless robot who just follows orders; reason and conscious are irrelevant…

Speaking of organizations that lessen our rightsEdward Snowden TRULY is a genuine hero

Everyone come look !! Omnius is using big words !!

watmiwori: And none shall sleep! At least two of us got it.

@Omnius, Your hatred knows no bounds.

Why does the smaller NSA agent have a larger ID than the big NSA agent? Shouldn’t IDs be identical?

don’t ask questions unless you want to be pinged.

Those Temporal Directive Operatives ars no fun at all. They never see the “what ifs” or the “Why nots”..So hand over those id’s and go away. Or I’ll sic Danae on you.

Reminds me of the Tommy Lee Jones line from “Men in Black”….. “No Ma’am, the FBI doesn’t have a sense of humor that it’s aware of.”I thought it was one of the best lines in the movie.

The gov’t is mostly a joke; is that why they have so many 4 letter agencies?

A quote from Doctor Who fits very well here. As one Doctor prepared to “regenerate” into the next Doctor a constable who was in the room said it best “Well here we go again!”

Spike JonesTom LehrerAnna RussellRed Ingle

I’m loving this storyline!