Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 20, 2013
October 19, 2013
October 21, 2013
Transcript:
Homer continues his past life review. Homer: I had to get the sheep across the river, but the bridge was gone. Then I found something... Duncan: Z. Bert: Oh, dear. It was left behind by the Roman army, and I figured it might solve the problem. Bert: Oh-h-h, no. You didn't... Homer: Yep! Bert: Ah, good. So you didn't catapult them. Homer: Oh, is that what that thing was? Duncan: See what I had to deal with down there?! Next week: A change of course.
jreckard over 10 years ago
But I didn’t have any cats!
wrwallaceii over 10 years ago
Well, Mr. Miller… you got us all. We went for the obvious and you used the subtle. Kudos… Hats off to you and all of that.
Varnes over 10 years ago
How does Wiley make a bear look like a genius, and a sheep look out of it?……For the record, panel 4 is great enough to stand on it’s own, out of context, and still be funny as all get out…
Ida No over 10 years ago
Thing is, the bears had their own catapult…
JudyAz over 10 years ago
wait… if that’s supposed to be God on the computer, wouldn’t he already know what happened?
bransom over 10 years ago
I’d say that fits the definition of anti-climax.
animemom over 10 years ago
Glad he didn’t know. In this case ignorance was bliss, for the sheep.
lonecat over 10 years ago
Swords into plowshares, catapults into rafts.
jhampa over 10 years ago
I now vote you better than “Far Side”. Congrats for a great imagination and sense of humor.
dabugger over 10 years ago
Miss capt Eddie…..
pekenpug over 10 years ago
He may have to fling the two bucket sheep to get them off-loaded. The one in front looks to be thoroughly enjoying the cruise.
dogday Premium Member over 10 years ago
They’re not look-out. They called shotgun.
dogday Premium Member over 10 years ago
Wiley, THANK YOU for not catapulting those sheep! VERY cute solution. And good dog, still watching over the sheep.
StCleve72 over 10 years ago
Ah, another episode of Gestalt funnies! I see a raft, you see a catapult.
jahoody over 10 years ago
@JudyAz…..no doubt a senior moment my dear
meowlin over 10 years ago
Maybe God is like River Tam……Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: But it ain’t all buttons and charts, little albatross. You know what the first rule of flying is? Well, I suppose you do, since you already know what I’m about to say.River Tam: I do. But I like to hear you say it.
ShadowBeast Premium Member over 10 years ago
Unlike that coyote.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 10 years ago
Fooled me! I was sure it was going to be shades of WPKR Cincinnati and the famous non-flying turkeys.
Caddy57 over 10 years ago
And here I was all worried about the wool shrinking if he missed the other side with a few of them!
Ernest Lemmingway over 10 years ago
For a soul that’s been reincarnated so many times, Homer is terribly ignorant. And that’s as a soul with memories of his past lives.
Alan Steenhouwer over 10 years ago
Thank GOD he didn’t do anything quite so cliched as catapulting the sheep.
Gokie5 over 10 years ago
“What are those two on the lookout for”
You’ll notice that there’s not a heckuva lot of room on the “raft.” Homer had to put them somewhere.
Salinasong over 10 years ago
Would this be a case of two wrongs making a right?
GarfieldJune19 almost 5 years ago
Is Duncan a Great Dane in this “life”?