Monty by Jim Meddick for September 15, 2013
September 14, 2013
September 16, 2013
Transcript:
What are you doing? I'm testing the theory that a watched pot never boils... Eyedrops? Blink reduction. Someone's at the door. Whoever it is tell them I'm busy with what may prove to be a groundbreaking discovery... It's just a Victoria's Secret model. Sorry if I disturbed... I'm going to a party but I mix up address! Huh? Wha? Wait! Don't rush off! Stay! Have a beer before you go! Have some chips... Or... Maybe you should've seen if she wanted some spaghetti.
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
My spaghetti pot boils as I watch, eventually. No Victoria’s Secret model has even rung my doorbell. Clearly, I’m doing something wrong….
Coyoty Premium Member over 10 years ago
Watching a pot makes me miss ten minutes of watching TV.
puddlesplatt over 10 years ago
I boiled my pot, and it took all the kick out of it, Hmmm!
Commentator over 10 years ago
All this time I’ve been living next door to Monty and didn’t even know it.
OldHeathen over 10 years ago
Does this mean that Victoria’s Secret models make water boil?
Saucy1121 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Updated version: a watched fax never prints (or at least not the document I’m waiting for).
Hunter7 over 10 years ago
….and we wonder why Monty is single?…..
FireMedic over 10 years ago
The water boils not the pot.