Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for July 15, 2013

Crank it up!

Melody’s a little warm… Horace better butter her up, or he’s toast…….

Coming soon: This Is Whöle Wheat, starring Horace H. Horse.

Has somebody been watching “This is Spinal Tap”?

♫ Big butter, big butter… ♫

Smell the toast…

I want a pink toaster…

Middle Son used that exact lne just yesterday in our kitchen; Can’t remember why, but it was funny at the time…

Horace wins!

Mmmm, nothing like incenerated toast (and a little jam)!

This is Toaster Tap!

6 on the toaster dial is for getting the embossing powder to stick to wet ink. Just lower business card in for a few seconds with some tweezers

For $1000, I’ll make you one that goes to 12. For $10,000, I’ll make one that goes to 13.

Six is for diamond, but you have to keep it pressed down hard for a long time.

My toaster is red (like most of my countertop things) and it does go to higher settings than I’d ever need. Some places may have a poor source of power, but it has more to do with the bread. As I currently spread nothing on it, I like it very crisp (just not quite burnt).

It’s not about the toast. The mare is in Heat!!

Horace didn’t really answer the question….

And next up—“the Dark Side of the Toast” in ovenburnt color!