“Masturbation is cheap, clean, convenient, and free of any possibility of wrongdoing — and you don’t have to go home in the cold. But it’s lonely.”—Robert A. Heinlein, “Time Enough for Love”
Even by yourself it’s complicated. Do I use my right hand again, or give him the night off and use my left? Will he get jealous? If I use both, is it an orgy?
The biological definition of sex? It’s the incentive to reproduce. If you can fool mother nature, there’s nothing complicated. Think of the Sarah Michelle Gellar Milk shot. Take away the “got milk?” and substitute with “Got Vasectomy?” and you got an effective promo. So girls and guys… tie those tubes or snip ‘em, and start hoppin’.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator almost 11 years ago
Here’s the link to the original art.
margueritem almost 11 years ago
But your hand doesn’t get as tired.
luckylouie over 10 years ago
“Masturbation is cheap, clean, convenient, and free of any possibility of wrongdoing — and you don’t have to go home in the cold. But it’s lonely.”—Robert A. Heinlein, “Time Enough for Love”
pcolli over 10 years ago
Especially when you still have your clothes on and securely fastened.
KeikoAlvarez over 10 years ago
Woman: So let’s get back to the orgy.
timzsixty9 over 10 years ago
give me this hand…i’ll show you what ELSE it’s good for!
vwdualnomand over 10 years ago
sex is complicated for many people. so there is a blue pill. it may help. but, if it lasts more than 4 hours, then you go to doctor.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault over 10 years ago
less complicated with one or more than three?
alan.gurka over 10 years ago
Even by yourself it’s complicated. Do I use my right hand again, or give him the night off and use my left? Will he get jealous? If I use both, is it an orgy?
coltish1 over 10 years ago
Lana: “Clark, it’s so nice to see you – you grew up into such a hunk! Oh, and fix your forelock there, you’re looking too much like Superman.”
meowlin over 10 years ago
… or playing solitaire…
meowlin over 10 years ago
When flying Solo, Kuryakin is never far away.
McSpook over 10 years ago
Masturbation; easy, quick, safe and inexpensive.But it does little to increase your circle of friends.
Bargrove over 10 years ago
My doctor said I had to stop masturbaiting. When I asked why? He said, “Because I am trying to exam you!”
Johnny Galt over 10 years ago
Not as complicated as with three, when one of the two gals finds out about the other…
Vet Premium Member over 10 years ago
Guy:“You have how many buttons and I gotta do whaaaat?”
klunker rider over 10 years ago
LOL this panel is so wrong on so many levels, one could take it in any number of twisted directions
rentier over 10 years ago
Is this man incapable?
gileshead over 10 years ago
The biological definition of sex? It’s the incentive to reproduce. If you can fool mother nature, there’s nothing complicated. Think of the Sarah Michelle Gellar Milk shot. Take away the “got milk?” and substitute with “Got Vasectomy?” and you got an effective promo. So girls and guys… tie those tubes or snip ‘em, and start hoppin’.