The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 24, 2013

Two right contacts?

For two right eyes!

At least it has to be easier than wearing glasses.

A Halibut has both of it’s eye’s on the same side of it’s body.

Wait, what does he wash his contacts with?And how does he tell if his faucet’s dripping?

Yeah…. his contacts are a problem…but I think he’s got the solution.

I thought I had a halibut joke, instead… but it fell flat.And it was the sole reason I came in here!

Everyone, quit your carping.

It’s all how you look at it. Why not left left?

I guess that wouldn’t be right.

I’m here just for the halibut…

OKAY, Susan Sunshine, i’ll go ahead and throw one halibut joke into the fray…just for the halibut!!

Good question. I noticed that. Tail on wrong end of image.

Trolling for jokes with these fishy comments; you all should clam up.

Rough night for Marlin. He got tanked down at the Oyster Bar last night. It was a real dive. The place was packed like sardines. Tommy Dorsal was playing….

Kip Addotta

Faced with hard choices, he always flounders.

Floundering around again.

uhmm, why would a fish need a sink?

@Dogsniff, haven’t seen you around in a while.

As I might expect the comments are funnier than the strip, and (as I didn’t know fish wore contacts) I could not figure WHAT those were (also reason for the sink, I presume, Monty).

But images are always reversed in a mirror;O)