“I wonder about the first person who ever looked at a cow and said to himself, ‘I think I’m going to just walk over there and squeeze those dangly things and drink whatever comes out of them.’” – A Nonny Mus
Ever see the film of “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy”? To illustrate the effect of the Babel Fish, a milking farmer suddenly realizes that his cow loves him, so he rushes to wash his hands.
Watch out for wrist (,hand or arm) pain if it was some time since you last milked a few cows by hand. Just checking that the milk flows properly before hooking up a barnful of cows to milking machines might make you feel the strain…
gocomics almost 11 years ago
This is disturbing on so many levels…
Marv Walker almost 11 years ago
“I wonder about the first person who ever looked at a cow and said to himself, ‘I think I’m going to just walk over there and squeeze those dangly things and drink whatever comes out of them.’” – A Nonny Mus
Francis Lapeyre Premium Member almost 11 years ago
There already is such a product – available at Walmart.
http://www.udderlysmooth.com/
rockngolfer almost 11 years ago
I bought some of that 10 years ago when I was painting a lot.
Darryl Heine almost 11 years ago
Ah, the start of another Off the Mark Wacky Packages week.
GoodQuestion Premium Member almost 11 years ago
For goodness’ sake, Mark, get a grip!! . .no, really, this product mooooved me to quip . . . ☻
Stephen Gilberg almost 11 years ago
Ever see the film of “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy”? To illustrate the effect of the Babel Fish, a milking farmer suddenly realizes that his cow loves him, so he rushes to wash his hands.
Digital Frog almost 11 years ago
udderly ridiculous.
Janemarie almost 11 years ago
Well, that’s two minutes I’m never gonna get back again….
EVillin almost 11 years ago
Watch out for wrist (,hand or arm) pain if it was some time since you last milked a few cows by hand. Just checking that the milk flows properly before hooking up a barnful of cows to milking machines might make you feel the strain…
gocomics over 10 years ago
@Stephen Gilberg I did watch that film (and TV show), but don’t remember that part. Do you have to freeze-frame to see it?