Off the Mark by Mark Parisi

Off the Mark

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  1. Barry Carter

    Barry Carter said, 12 months ago

    This is disturbing on so many levels…

  2. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 12 months ago

    Look out, Bag Balm.

  3. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    @Nabuquduriuzhur

    There’s a new Bag Balm in town!

  4. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, 12 months ago

    Bag Balm, I have heard of that.

  5. blunebottle

    blunebottle said, 12 months ago

    @simpsonfan2

    Bag Balm, the cosmetic of choice of Shania Twain….

  6. Marv Walker

    Marv Walker said, 12 months ago

    “I wonder about the first person who ever looked at a cow and said to himself, ‘I think I’m going to just walk over there and squeeze those dangly things and drink whatever comes out of them.’” – A Nonny Mus

  7. Francis Lapeyre

    Francis Lapeyre GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    There already is such a product – available at Walmart.

    http://www.udderlysmooth.com/

  8. Rockngolfer

    Rockngolfer said, 12 months ago

    I bought some of that 10 years ago when I was painting a lot.

  9. dheine1971

    dheine1971 GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    Ah, the start of another Off the Mark Wacky Packages week.

  10. GoodQuestion

    GoodQuestion GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    For goodness’ sake, Mark, get a grip!! . .
    no, really, this product mooooved me to quip . . . ☻

  11. Tom Flapwell

    Tom Flapwell GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    Ever see the film of “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy”? To illustrate the effect of the Babel Fish, a milking farmer suddenly realizes that his cow loves him, so he rushes to wash his hands.

  12. Digital Frog

    Digital Frog GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    udderly ridiculous.

  13. Jane from Florida

    Jane from Florida said, 12 months ago

    Well, that’s two minutes I’m never gonna get back again….

  14. EVillin

    EVillin said, 12 months ago

    Watch out for wrist (,hand or arm) pain if it was some time since you last milked a few cows by hand. Just checking that the milk flows properly before hooking up a barnful of cows to milking machines might make you feel the strain…

  15. Barry Carter

    Barry Carter said, 11 months ago

    @Stephen Gilberg I did watch that film (and TV show), but don’t remember that part. Do you have to freeze-frame to see it?

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