Off the Mark by Mark Parisi

Off the Mark

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  1. Barry Carter

    Barry Carter said, about 1 year ago

    This is disturbing on so many levels…

  2. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, about 1 year ago

    Look out, Bag Balm.

  3. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    @Nabuquduriuzhur

    There’s a new Bag Balm in town!

  4. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, about 1 year ago

    Bag Balm, I have heard of that.

  5. blunebottle

    blunebottle said, about 1 year ago

    @simpsonfan2

    Bag Balm, the cosmetic of choice of Shania Twain….

  6. Marv Walker

    Marv Walker said, about 1 year ago

    “I wonder about the first person who ever looked at a cow and said to himself, ‘I think I’m going to just walk over there and squeeze those dangly things and drink whatever comes out of them.’” – A Nonny Mus

  7. Francis Lapeyre

    Francis Lapeyre GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    There already is such a product – available at Walmart.

    http://www.udderlysmooth.com/

  8. Rockngolfer

    Rockngolfer said, about 1 year ago

    I bought some of that 10 years ago when I was painting a lot.

  9. dheine1971

    dheine1971 GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Ah, the start of another Off the Mark Wacky Packages week.

  10. GoodQuestion

    GoodQuestion GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    For goodness’ sake, Mark, get a grip!! . .
    no, really, this product mooooved me to quip . . . ☻

  11. Tom Flapwell

    Tom Flapwell said, about 1 year ago

    Ever see the film of “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy”? To illustrate the effect of the Babel Fish, a milking farmer suddenly realizes that his cow loves him, so he rushes to wash his hands.

  12. Digital Frog

    Digital Frog GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    udderly ridiculous.

  13. Jane from Florida

    Jane from Florida said, about 1 year ago

    Well, that’s two minutes I’m never gonna get back again….

  14. EVillin

    EVillin said, about 1 year ago

    Watch out for wrist (,hand or arm) pain if it was some time since you last milked a few cows by hand. Just checking that the milk flows properly before hooking up a barnful of cows to milking machines might make you feel the strain…

  15. Barry Carter

    Barry Carter said, about 1 year ago

    @Stephen Gilberg I did watch that film (and TV show), but don’t remember that part. Do you have to freeze-frame to see it?

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