Your fears are baseless, Mona. Cats kill for sport, and where’s the sport in killing you in your sleep? The cat wants to kill you when you’re AWAKE, so it can savor the terror in your eyes…
In all fairness, they’d probably PREFER their usual Little Friskies, but corpses can’t operate can openers (even pop-tops are an insurmountable challenge).
Ida No almost 11 years ago
All cats can open doors…Cat: “Say hello to my little friend.”
Sisyphos almost 11 years ago
It’s like a B-grade horror movie, come to life! Get rid of that cat before it gets rid of you!
x_Tech almost 11 years ago
Soxy
x_Tech almost 11 years ago
Mona watch out. This cat enters the Forbidden Room
Captain Colorado almost 11 years ago
“Heeeears Kitty!”
The missing M. Smokey almost 11 years ago
I’ll protect you.
ottod Premium Member almost 11 years ago
I’m with Mona. A cat with round pupils is creepy and unnatural.
fritzoid Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Your fears are baseless, Mona. Cats kill for sport, and where’s the sport in killing you in your sleep? The cat wants to kill you when you’re AWAKE, so it can savor the terror in your eyes…
fritzoid Premium Member almost 11 years ago
“Cats will eat you if you die.”
In all fairness, they’d probably PREFER their usual Little Friskies, but corpses can’t operate can openers (even pop-tops are an insurmountable challenge).
Tantor almost 11 years ago
one of my cat is polydactyl, he has thumbs (22 fingers), he opens doors, he’s very smart
RonBerg13 Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Uh Oh…
Tantor almost 11 years ago
lots of descendants already… good cat