To compose some word flowsunlike Poe’s, but average Joe’swhen arose some awful woesin those odd showy clothescoat glows sequiny at discoshair flows unlike old afrosMichael blows his new noseI disclose where it goesit arose near their toesthe foes then thus frozeGod knows thoughts of Fido’smany no’s spoken to opposeschnoz goes down like potatoesuh-oh’s!
Farrah Fawcett shows up at the pearly gates and is told that because of her volunteer service later in life, she may have a wish for those she left behind. She replies “I wish for all the children in the world to be safe”. A couple of hours later, MJ shows up at the pearly gates…
(Envelope held to forehead)“From a catalog…”(Sound of envelope being opened and card being withdrawn)“How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?”RIP, Johnny Carson (“Carnac the Magnificent”)
margueritem almost 11 years ago
So that’s what happened to his nose!
edclectic almost 11 years ago
…his frikken hair caught fire!!!
Arianne almost 11 years ago
A fight broke out down by the ol’ factory. Who’s a bad doggy! Who’s Bad!
jsab0 almost 11 years ago
To compose some word flowsunlike Poe’s, but average Joe’swhen arose some awful woesin those odd showy clothescoat glows sequiny at discoshair flows unlike old afrosMichael blows his new noseI disclose where it goesit arose near their toesthe foes then thus frozeGod knows thoughts of Fido’smany no’s spoken to opposeschnoz goes down like potatoesuh-oh’s!
edclectic almost 11 years ago
Ooohh…
J Short almost 11 years ago
Who nose?
caller49 almost 11 years ago
Always figured that dog to be a drip.
Ollyvah almost 11 years ago
& another very good MJ joke
Thanks for that one
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 11 years ago
That dog’s a Smooth Criminal..
finale almost 11 years ago
Hey, Elvis jokes are still around.
Digital Frog almost 11 years ago
Farrah Fawcett shows up at the pearly gates and is told that because of her volunteer service later in life, she may have a wish for those she left behind. She replies “I wish for all the children in the world to be safe”. A couple of hours later, MJ shows up at the pearly gates…
LingeeWhiz almost 11 years ago
The nose knows either way it’s doomed!
dcjeepguy almost 11 years ago
If this is new it is very outdated and if it’s not it should have been retired.
eric stott almost 11 years ago
He’s been dead for years – this is dumb.
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML almost 11 years ago
gawd… for a brief second there I thought that was a fat Olive Oyle….
Me3000 almost 11 years ago
what no jokes about thriller? course I can’t think of any but you guys are funnire then i
le-roy almost 11 years ago
This is in poor taste… said the dog, spitting out the plastic proboscis.
libbydog almost 11 years ago
LOL!!!
Stephen Gilberg almost 11 years ago
Since he died 4 years ago, I’d call that the bare minimum. And since he hadn’t made headlines in years then, I have to say this joke’s badly dated.
Popeyesforearm almost 11 years ago
bad timing with his daughter trying to kill herself today.But funny.
TheVernalPool almost 11 years ago
They saw MJ at K-Mart the other day, he heard they had boy’s pants half off…..
BrookFan almost 11 years ago
To quote Larry the Cable Guy. " I don’t care what you say that’s funny that is."
K M almost 11 years ago
(Envelope held to forehead)“From a catalog…”(Sound of envelope being opened and card being withdrawn)“How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?”RIP, Johnny Carson (“Carnac the Magnificent”)
jack fairbanks almost 11 years ago
yoww!! gonna steal it!