Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for June 10, 2013

How many miles and cash to the gallon is that ride? I guess Rent-a-Mourner works if the deceased has no living relatives. As for water from NP to SP and vice-versa, why do so?

Mentioned in “Oliver Twist” – the orphanage was thinking of renting him out as a mourner for children’s funerals

An old profession: (2Samuel 14:2) "And Joab sent to Tekoah , and fetched thence a wise woman , and said unto her, I pray thee, feign thyself to be a mourner , and put on now mourning apparel , and anoint not thyself with oil , but be as a woman that had a long time mourned for the dead "

If a biker gang is going to take over the world, they will be from Mongolia.

mike is still waiting for his seedlings to sprout

YaVol Paul…ve vill vin dis ein

those Panzerbikes are expensive to build and break down easily. in their attempt to take over the world , they will be defeated by the Shermanbikes, less sophisticated but far greater in number

How do you raise the kickstand?

Polar Waters were exchanged four times by “NASAMIKE” Comberiate at the North Pole:April 24, 1995April 28, 1999April 24. 2001April 22, 2003as I recall, but I’ll have to check those last two dates.

They were exchanged at the South Pole four time as well, in Jan 1997Jan 2000Jan 2002Jan 2004Plus a few more times since then.No wonder we’ve got all this weird weather.

Did Mike get an Environmental Impact Assessment done before exchanging liquids?

My thoughts exactly. What an exercise in futility!

Cross-contamination?

because it got his name in ripley. I could not afford the plane fare but I did go to the continental divide and take snow from the pacific side and put it on the atlantic side and vice versa .

That motorcycle might have a chance of survival against a deer! In this area, I fear deer more than drunk drivers!

Because it has never been done before.

Is it just me, or does the bike resemble a grasshopper?

Finally -the real reason behind global warming!!

I’m pretty sure the Egyptians did.

The Panzerbike would go over big at New Hampshire’s Bike Week, going on now. i’d love to ride in up to a German-Chinese restaurant I heard of… About an hour after you’ve eaten you are hungry for power.

Mike, Mike you’ve got to get it together. Seems like you don’t know your ass from a hole in the ground.

Bet the Bike was Jerry-rigged.

Concerning the water pouring.

And you tell us this because……………..?