Ripley's Believe It or Not by John Graziano

Ripley's Believe It or Not

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  1. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, over 3 years ago

    I’m with King Kong. I don’t get how a high altitude makes you age faster. Also, how does one inhale a cigar that big when lit?

  2. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 3 years ago

    Must be Paul Bunyan’s cigar.
    Wonder what would have happened if the cat were elected.

  3. Paul of Eugene

    Paul of Eugene said, over 3 years ago

    Relativity theory . . . time moves more slowly when gravity field is more intense.

  4. sonny1

    sonny1 said, over 3 years ago

    Amen Radish

  5. Kali39

    Kali39 said, over 3 years ago

    What about the town that voted for a cigar store Indian — and the cigar store Indian won.

  6. scrabblefiend

    scrabblefiend said, over 3 years ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    He couldn’t be any worse than some of the politicians out there.

  7. edclectic

    edclectic said, over 3 years ago

    @TEMPLO S.U.D.

    One should never inhale a cigar.

  8. edclectic

    edclectic said, over 3 years ago

    From litter box to ballot box…

  9. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, over 3 years ago

    Let’s say your average cigar weighs 1 ounce (a figure plucked from the air).
    Then 1,600 pounds times 16 ounces/pound means the cigar is the equivalent of 25,600 cigars.

    25,600 / 365 days per year is 70 years and 50 days of cigars at one a day.

    Each cigar would cost just over $7.22.

  10. emjaycee

    emjaycee said, over 3 years ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    Electing the cat:

    1) Tuna and cat food cans would be redesigned to be openable without an opposable thumb.

    2) Litter boxes would be cleaned and raked immediately.

    3) Petting sessions would last from 5 seconds to 5 hours, depending on the individual constituent.

    4) Dogs would be relegated to the back yard (with food, water, and shelter, of course; we are not totally cruel), except for those we deemed part of our secondary circle (those which provided us with a comfortable place to sleep and the occasional grooming when it was beneath us to perform such duties.

  11. Tom

    Tom said, over 3 years ago

    I recall reading in the Guiness Book of World Records of a giant cigar in Cuba in c.1930’s. Anybody else see that?

  12. AshburnStadium

    AshburnStadium said, over 3 years ago

    Being a MAINE coon cat should be an issue in a VIRGINIA election! ;-)

  13. Red_Fez

    Red_Fez said, over 3 years ago

    Hank was offering Hope & Change.

  14. Yukoneric

    Yukoneric said, over 3 years ago

    Used to inhale everything I smoked…… Don’t do that anymore. Don’t smoke either……..

  15. Lewis Linson

    Lewis Linson said, over 3 years ago

    Maine Coon cats have about the nuttiest personalities (catsonalities?) of any animal.

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