FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for June 25, 2013

So, that’s that Calvin turned into a few years later!

full metal jacket has the best quotes. This is my rifle. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen

Anyone who uses the “private” thing on a phone line deserves whatever grief they get from their intended victims!

Private robo-calls that don’t identify themselves go to the top of the list of “to be messed with”.

“This is my weapon (rifle), this is my gun! This is for fighting and this is for fun!”

After working in prison for 24 years, when they ask how I am, I tell them “Fine, now that I’m not in prison any longer”….all of a sudden, they lose interest in talking to me!!!

Caller ID has its’ uses.

We’ve come a long way.

That’s awfully tame for a “private number”.