Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for May 15, 2013

What about the armpit?

I couldn’t stand that show, ‘The Hulk’, because Bill Bixby was as dull as dishwater.

This is one of Scott’s best.

H.H. Hippos is dangerous enough without real hippos. It will shatter your eardrums. Commercials for the game give you no idea how freaking loud that game is.

I just make comments on Gocomics.

Semicircular canal, dental arch, and the three small bones of the ear (hammer, anvil, stirrup)… just off the top of my head.

Nuts?

I don’t know about Arkansas, but Rolla was founded by bad spellers from North Carolina who wanted their own Raleigh.

balls

Hey! I liked Bill Bixby!

Salami, at times.

The six-pack?

The ball of your foot?

Elbow

Kidneys are kidney shaped.

I don’t know beans about kidneys. (there’s a joke in there somewhere.)