Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for May 08, 2013

PANIC JANIS! (I see a kitchen remodel in the future…)

I WONDER HOW FAST HE CAN BE HOME.

Now there’s something to worry about,

My wife always panics when I say “oops.”

I thought it was about JM’s “Come on, baby, light my fire.”

This could be the opportunity JJ was looking for to have them sail away into thew sunset on the new boat. If the house burns they gotta go somewhere!

“Cute little fire extinguisher?”

The look in Arlo’s eye in panel 4 says “Uh-oh”

Is Arlo burning the house down?

A note to all wives out there. Actually, this applies to husbands and life-partners too.When you call your spouse/partner do not, I repeat do not, let the first words out of your mouth be, “Don’t be mad.”

My kitchen caught on fire – the dishwasher shorted out! Seems to be a recurring problem with dishwashers if you research them.

NOT FLOUR! Flour is flammable. (Don’t ask how I know that.) Use baking soda for putting out stovetop fires.