Kliban's Cats by B. Kliban for June 27, 2013

A truly classic Kliban.

I’ve witnessed the meatloaf effect with cats.

Fig. 1 is the cat. Fig. 2 is an electric meatloaf with extendable power cord.

For 10 years I shared my home with a neutered male cat. When he sat down, his hind legs disappeared. When he lay down, he became Monorail Cat.

The aroma…

One of my favorites. The meatloaf may have some fur, but usually not as much as the cat.

Could be a Manx on the left…

Kinda hard to tell AFTER the cat has wolfed down the meatloaf.

I’ve always loved Kliban’s definition of a cat, “One hell of a nice animal, frequently mistaken for a meatloaf.”

When my Alice curls up she’s more of a Sourdough round that a loaf

My cat keeps telling me that I should let her turn into a meatloaf!

Actually, my cat IS a meat loaf…

Let’s hope the meatloaf isn’t as hairy as a cat.

But how do you tell a qat from a meatloaf?