Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for March 20, 2013

I’ve lost my super power years ago. I could eat anything I wanted and not gain wieght.

Grammar Police say: “His” super powers in first panel, not “their.” You get a warning…this time.

This one hasn’t helped me as much as the others have.

I am now fighting the urge to start a punk parody band and name it “MacraMayhem.” That is just a thoroughly wonderful name.

Major plothole in today’s strip…since Omnipresent Man is everywhere, he should have seen Knifeketeer searching for his knives. In fact since he witnessed the knives being stolen, Omnipresent Man is in fact an accomplice of MacraMayhem. I’d say put him in jail but I think he’s already there.

His comic book company will now restart the comic with the reinvisioned character Knifeandsometimessticketeer. “Forced to live a pointless existence, he learned that sometimes you can make points in other ways…”

I love the Judger!

CAN you stab Omnipresent Man? Given that he doesn’t get hit by cars because he’s “everywhere else,” I figure that nothing deadly can ever come to him. Which would be the biggest plus of his powers.