Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 29, 2013

That was faster than using Miracle Grow.

Whatever happened to “Frammin’ at the Jim-Jam, Frippin’ in the Krotz!”?

imp spawning in public? what kinda dump you runnin’ here?

The magic of Spring modified his intentions. Talking of spring when does it arrive still seems to be winter here.

Looks like the Wiz’s powers have gone to seed!

Better than accidentally conjuring up an erupting volcano, due to his first word.

Shouldn’t that be,“Hocus Crocus”?

What does an imp have to do with spring?

Rockandrollius is here to stayicus.That one always works for me.

“I am Spractucas !”……no “I am Spractucas !”….“No….I am a Dyslexic Spartan !”

Turn around Wiz. You spawned a Rodney!