Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 09, 2013

Smug as usual, eh, Marigold?

Most magical/legendary creatures probably have the same opinion.

Don’t ask a question if you don’t like the answer Pheebs.

I agree with her.

One species rarely has a high opinion of another’s biology and habits.

I love humanity. It’s people I can’t stand.

Somewhat?

Human is a five letter word.

I believe it was a wise, old sage named Mr. Spock who said it best.

“Indeed, gentlemen. May I point out that I had an opportunity to observe your counterparts here quite closely. They were brutal, savage, unprincipled, uncivilised, treacherous, In every way, splendid examples of homo sapiens, the very flower of humanity. I found them quite refreshing.”

That’s kind of rude.

Lets analyze this point by point:Humans are human: They are what they are.Unavoidable: considering the population size, most definately true.Lamentable: deplorable, sorrowfull, wretched. This is true for the human population as a whole, but not for all individuals.Nauseating: To cause or make sick. This is certainly true of humanities environmental impact, but again may not apply to all individuals.None of these terms can be considered to be complimentary or flattering. Though they seem to imply pity rather than hatred or envy.

Kind of ripping off C&H.

Another day without Phoebe & Marigold, this is getting to be a habit here.

This is pretty close to Twain’s view of the human race.