Brevity by Dan Thompson for February 19, 2013

Is that the volcano from ‘Back in the Day’?

I’m stumped – is he a chip off the old block? Ohhh… they’re not stumps; they’re volcanos. Yeah – magma! I should have seen the Molten State diploma.

She can go into the business of making Lava soap, lava lamps, or appear on an episode of “Lava and Shirley”…….but I think I’d better leave off of this before I erupt in any more bad puns!

Btw does anybody know why volcanoes always seem to get more virgins than I do, or anybody does?

“Well, it’s a long trip home to Coney Island. Let’s all make a stop at the lavatory before we leave.”

Looks like Dad’s comb over has blown over to the wrong side.

Lava, come back to me. (old song)

This must have erupted just this morning… wasn’t here by 2am when I went to bed.

Oh well all we can do on this site is go with the flow…

Magma cum Lava?

Love the pearl necklace on mom volcano. A rather Kliban-esque touch.