Man: I've traveled 200 miles and 30 days to tell you something. Woman: What is it? Man: Bus transit is very slow in this country.
That’s it?!? Get back on that danged bus!
“I’ve waited 30 days to tell you something too… it started raining.”
This is really funny.
Worst of all, I left my damn notebook on the bus!
Still better than the transit we have in Las Vegas…
Love isn’t fare.
Really, you’re just figuring this out???
This is so old, I hesitate to submit it, but:.“Sic(k) transit, Gloria.”
“I’d like to save you 30% on your car insurance.”
He went Greekhound instead of Greyhound.
Chic Flick
Someone tell me how to put pictures in comments! Do you use HTML?
Well I would walk 500 miles, then I would walk 500 more to be the man who walked a thousand miles to fall down at your door. (And you better put out when I get there.)
emptc12 wins today’s best quip award!
he shoulda gone Further
emptc12 and finale: But only on Monday.
Those darned wheels just keep going round and round.
Maybe talk to Gus, he got on a bus to maybe it was the wrong one to.
margueritem about 11 years ago
That’s it?!? Get back on that danged bus!
Linux0s about 11 years ago
“I’ve waited 30 days to tell you something too… it started raining.”
sunnysrteet27 about 11 years ago
This is really funny.
Bilan about 11 years ago
Worst of all, I left my damn notebook on the bus!
b.m.razzilla about 11 years ago
Still better than the transit we have in Las Vegas…
jreckard about 11 years ago
Love isn’t fare.
Intophaloblue about 11 years ago
Really, you’re just figuring this out???
emptc12 about 11 years ago
This is so old, I hesitate to submit it, but:.“Sic(k) transit, Gloria.”
JB10000Lakes about 11 years ago
“I’d like to save you 30% on your car insurance.”
J Short about 11 years ago
He went Greekhound instead of Greyhound.
The Reader Premium Member about 11 years ago
Chic Flick
HankTheSock about 11 years ago
Someone tell me how to put pictures in comments! Do you use HTML?
Vet Premium Member about 11 years ago
Well I would walk 500 miles, then I would walk 500 more to be the man who walked a thousand miles to fall down at your door. (And you better put out when I get there.)
TheAuldWan about 11 years ago
emptc12 wins today’s best quip award!
Popeyesforearm about 11 years ago
he shoulda gone Further
hippogriff about 11 years ago
emptc12 and finale: But only on Monday.
GROG Premium Member about 11 years ago
Those darned wheels just keep going round and round.
caller49 about 11 years ago
Maybe talk to Gus, he got on a bus to maybe it was the wrong one to.