You should live in the Philippines. I only have 857 roosters in the immediate vicinity with which to contend, and not a single, frikken one of ’em can tell time.
Funny thing is, after I ran this, the folks across the street left a basket of fresh eggs at my doorstep. They’d recently moved in (with chickens) and I was just looking for material. I actually like the sound of their rooster!
I raised chickens at one time. One rooster would crow at about 2AM. Strange, considering chickens shut down completely when it’s dark. I guess he crowed in his sleep.
Wait till you get your first hotdog (gotta be a Brightleaf red colored weiner) covered in coleslaw…and your first hamburger covered in coleslaw…and a Cheerwine Krispy Kreme donut. Wowwee, some gooood eats here in NC!
margueritem over 11 years ago
Pop can hardly contain his excitement.
el8 over 11 years ago
You should live in the Philippines. I only have 857 roosters in the immediate vicinity with which to contend, and not a single, frikken one of ’em can tell time.
Ida No over 11 years ago
Pop: “And I was wondering why I was dreaming of KFC this morning…”
rich creator over 11 years ago
Funny thing is, after I ran this, the folks across the street left a basket of fresh eggs at my doorstep. They’d recently moved in (with chickens) and I was just looking for material. I actually like the sound of their rooster!
Plods with ...™ over 11 years ago
Once.
kaecispopX over 11 years ago
I raised chickens at one time. One rooster would crow at about 2AM. Strange, considering chickens shut down completely when it’s dark. I guess he crowed in his sleep.
Jack Hattaway Premium Member over 11 years ago
Wait till you get your first hotdog (gotta be a Brightleaf red colored weiner) covered in coleslaw…and your first hamburger covered in coleslaw…and a Cheerwine Krispy Kreme donut. Wowwee, some gooood eats here in NC!