Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 05, 2013

Oprah needs to get A-Rod to admit, and she’ll have sold me.

Queen Oprah and Prince Obama.

You could do worse.

Queen Oprah Liliuokalani ! She can practice in Hawaii before she takes over the other 48 States – She can’t rule Alaska because they already have the Empress Palin residing there.

They just identified the bones discovered under a car park in England, as Richard III .

Bugs Bunny for president! Now I’m sure someone will point out that he’s not for real but the guys and gals they have got as candidates sure seem unreal to me.

I would KILL myself if she were Queen.

@Adam N(Snoopster): what are you referring to regarding A-Rod? his sexuality?…haaha

Queen Oprah and Don King? .. just joking

Queen Oprah, lol. oh NOOOO! more like Martha Stewart.. to coordinate our dinnerware. must stay classy!! lol

Dogsniff, Thanks, now I need brain bleach

I think Dabney needs a girlfriend….

JUDGE JUDY gets the job! Absolutely!

You’re disgusting, and you can’t spell Furher

Queen Judge Judy Sheindlin!!!

Why not get Queen to be Queen? Rock on!-@Submachine: Not funny.

So what is really new?

… back to a monarchy???

I know several Queens that would try to make it as a King, but can’t bare to part with the makeup!

@ Richard S. Russell……..with or w/o pot, does anybody really care? Pathetic, isn’t it!?

It’s darn near a monarchy as it is!

Right up there with Martha Steward. Yee-uu-cc—kkkk!

We all know what needs to be done: GET THE MONEY OUT OF ELECTIONS!

The Secret Service would like a word with you…

Ya know, complain about Oprah all you want, but I give the lady credit where credit is due . . . with her background she statistically should have wound up with several kids, absent fathers, on drugs, and living in poverty – if not dead. Talk about pulling yourself up by your bootstraps . . .

Saw a cartoon during the Reagan years: Two men walking along the street happen to pass a parked car with a bumper sticker that reads, “Let’s Give Ourselves Back to England!”.One man remarks to the other, “This country is going farther to the Right than I thought.”

Charlie McCarthy for President: If We Must Have a Dummy, Let’s Have a Good One.…Actually, he’s a perfect choice. He is quite adept at speaking other people’s words and is smart enough to handle a lot of partisan fools bickering their way to their monthly paychecks.

Harry would be more fun.

So who would be next in line? Gail or Steadman?

Oh, sure, let’s go with the system that says magical superbeings in the sky chose a particular family to control our lives with no recourse short of revolt. There’s never been a more perverse system of government than monarchy.

I was more or less leaning towards Disney CEO Bob Iger. They already own 75% of everything in the US.

Come on guys,after 4 years and now working on 8 do you really think Obama the Gweat and All Powerful would give up that easy without at least trying to make a third term possible?

Bugs Bunny is too nice to be President….we need someone else who knows how to deal with the ever present alien issue…by Jove I’ve got it! Marvin Martian for Pez I mean Prez!

milania: One is not permitted to spell Leader correctly in German here. Put in the umlaut for proper spelling and they blank out the whole message and refuse to post it.

We’ve got a Richard Nixon lookalike pushing Oprah for Queen. Bad juju

Cap’n Eddy.

Are you kidding? Bailing on George III was probably the best decision this country ever made, with the Apollo program running an extremely close second.