Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for May 26, 2021
May 25, 2021
May 27, 2021
Transcript:
Saleswoman: Instead of trying to be all things to all people, this year's swimwear is designed for the individual! Cathy: REALLY?? Assistant: TA DA! Cathy: That would only look good on a 5' 7", 112-pound, 23-year-old with a perfect rear and barbie doll legs! Assistant: YES! THAT'S the individual! THAT'S the one they're all made for this year!! Saleswoman: If nothing fits the rest of us, it's not our fault! Assistant: At last! A return to innocence in swimwear!
karlykru Premium Member almost 3 years ago
The last time I had to buy a swimming suit was after the head injury; I had to buy a child’s suit and it still fits; why buy another one? :-)
lightenup Premium Member almost 3 years ago
It’s pretty odd that nothing at all fits Cathy. Usually stores have many different sizes and styles. But as we all know, this store is the strangest one on the planet so I guess it could happen.
Hello Cathy friends! Happy Wednesday! Have a great day, all!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
It is interesting to note that individuals have rights even if the masses don’t.
MuddyUSA Premium Member almost 3 years ago
A 5’7”, 112 lb., 23 yr. old with perfect rear Barbie legs and….an impressive knockers!
Lola85 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I empathize with Cathy. I just got a pair of pants that were obviously made for a very tall woman. At 5’4," I’m just a tiny bit too tall for most petite sizes, so I nearly always have to have pants shortened. These will need about 4" taken off.
rgcviper almost 3 years ago
Ain’t marketing great?
HI, MOM. Hello, “Cathy” Clan.
lindz.coop Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Nothing fit when I was 23, 5’6" and weighed 113 lbs either. When I was a kid, ski pants (with the foot strap) were in style. There were none that were long enough for me and I tried on every pair in the mall. Now all my pants are too long, so most of the time, I just roll them up and turn them into “boyfriend” pants. No patience for shortening anymore.